Me: me go boom boom mr scaery dood
Imp: *throws fireball*
Me: XD That tickles!
FIVE MIUTES LATER
My dick is 5.4 inch THAT'S 0.1 LONGER THAN AVERAGE
Why would I tell you that?
Posted by SuperPCGamer - 2 weeks ago
It's summer.....and I thought, Why not tell the people of NG how my life's going? So, that's what I'll do. First off, I may/may not be getting a new Xenomorph for my collection, and I might get DOOM 4 Collector's Edition off Amazon as well. I am going through some stuff, though, one example is that I've been trying to make more music, but I can't because MY COMPUTER IS LAGGING WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH and I can't use the program I use to put everything together.
So now I'm fucked.
Posted by SuperPCGamer - 1 month ago
We need your help. Newgrounds still hasn't conquered the web--and Facebook/Twitter users will think those sites are the best social medias if you don't help!! Newgrounds is the best social media site because it's got way more than just text, pictures, and videos. It has all that--and MORE!!!! So please, be a Newgrounds supporter today! (I can't because I don't have enough money.)
Posted by SuperPCGamer - April 28th, 2018
I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.
Atheists are smart.
Ahhh yes, the Bible. A good book, but an unrealistic one. I like the stories, doesn't mean I believe them. I don't.
The Bible is my 25th favourite fiction novel.
Also, one last note: THE COLOUR 18 IS A REAL COLOUR 18 IS A COLOUR
Posted by SuperPCGamer - April 27th, 2018
@Cyberdevil this might make you laugh m8
ABSURD PORN TITLES LIST:
1. Spongeknob Squarenuts
2. Explosive Beaver Hammering
3. Old Ass Woman That Is About To Die Gets Fucked?
4. EMO COUPLE WANTS TO FUCK MORE THAN THEY WANT TO DIE
5. Big Hairy Gustavo Whacks His Gack
6. LEMON STEALING WHORE
7. Baby thrown off balcony
8. edward PENISHANDS
9. RETARDED GOTH JERKING OFF WHILE CRYING
10. Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by big black cock
11. It's Okay Mom I'm Here
12. Pikachu Cums!
13. Asscream sundae
14. Dumb cunt eating ice cream
15. Please Santa Drill My Ass
16. The Taste Of Grandma's Furburger
17. Bald Bitch Gets Wild With Snakes And
I swear you can't make this stuff up!